| Home Invader Abroad This Evening! |
[Dec. 24th, 2009|09:43 am] |
Notice: There is a high likelihood of a worldwide series of home invasions this evening. The suspect wears bright red, a white beard and is obese. Typically effects entry via the roof. May be accompanied by a team of ruminants. His invasions occur on too wide a scale for civil authorities to intervene effectively. However, if this invader is discovered within your house, deadly force is *not* recommended. Suspect seems to have an annual mission to "bring joy and happiness to children", and appears, by all accounts, to be harmless. Given this, and suspect's unusual capabilities, as shown by his annual completion of millions of home invasions on this date, authorities recommend that civilians do *not* antagonize him. Although doing so has not led to harm in the past, it does seem likely that doing so may leave your residence filled with lumps of a dark, potentially flammable material which forensic scientists have identified as "coal". If you wish to expedite his departure however, we recommend setting out a "bribe" of cookies and milk. This seems to be effective.
Repeat: do *not* resort to deadly force against this home invader ... that would prevent him from benefiting children throughout the rest of the _world_. You don't, really, want *that* on your conscience, do you?
Below, please find an artist's rendering of the suspect, going about his illicit activities. Please take special note of his distinctive appearance, and unique modus operandi:
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| Merry Xmas & Happy New Year 2010 |
[Dec. 21st, 2009|05:43 pm] |
Wow, it has been a long time since I last updated this journal. Its like when.. May 5th, 2009.. Vincent's bday, I remembered. All of you must be wondering what happen, well its due to my illness, Lupus.
Well, it kinda flared up and got a little serious. So doctor gave me a different kind of medicines to try out to see it will work or not. In the end it did not work so therefore in the end doctor gave me another one which is the last one, the final one which we hope it could work.
In the end, it did not really work, maybe it will work but in the later part.
Anyway, currently, I am experiencing some of the "side-effects", I don't know if these are side-effects or not but anyway, loss of Sightless (I can still see things, but when come to reading, the words seems to be blur so I got some problems in reading), imbalance (that I have to hold onto my mum whenever I walk, I tend to fall easily, in fact I fall many times but luckily no injury), and many more.
I think I will stop here for now cos I am very tired, just hope that the medicine will work in time.
Anyway, I just wanna wish all my friends an early wish..
Merry Xmas and Happy New Year 2010.
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| dear santa |
[Dec. 17th, 2009|10:03 pm] |
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 Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) angel_63 and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In November I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last month on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Saturday I helped skaredy_cat see the light (8 points). In April I stole dr_fruikenstein's purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-127 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
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| Publishing .... Again! |
[Dec. 17th, 2009|08:52 am] |
*Yawn*! I usually wake up bright and cheerful ... but not today:
Found out this past weekend that the magazine I was publicizing in London just before I succumbed to meningitis, and lost my hearing, over two years ago, is *finally* going to be published.
However, some of the article we had done for the sample issue are no longer up to date, and so, I was asked to write a couple new pieces.
Earlier this week, I wrote a sidebar about the political/economic context of the "Reinheitsgebot", the Bavarian "Beer Purity Law" (which involved not only trade protectionism, but also an implicit grant of monopoly to the one brewery that was allowed to make wheat beer).
Last night, it took me a couple hours or so, and kept me up until late, writing an editorial addressing the weighty question: what did the choice of beer of each of the people who participated in the "Beer Summit" say about them? (I suggested that, merely examining it in that regard, Sgt. Crowley's choice exceeded the others as a beer for someone who appreciated subtlety, nuance, and complexity).
Still, now, I think I'm going to have to steadily ingest my other favorite drug of choice -- coffee -- to get through the day!
In related news, the issue of Sacred History magazine, with my article about the competency trial of Mary Baker Eddy, is finally being distributed.
I've gone two years or so without having anything published ... so its nice to know my writing is finally going to be getting out there, again! |
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